DANGER:READING THIS BOOK WILL PISS YOU OFF!
THESE THOUGHTS ARE SUBVERSIVE AND INSUBORDINATE
This novel is intended for mature audiences, and contains, like the world, a great deal of gratuitous sex and violence, as well as unflinching frankness and mind-bending ideas of every kind.
If you are not mature, please conceal this book, and the fact that you are reading it, from whatever authority figure is keeping you that way.
YOU CAN GROW UP RIGHT NOW!
The greatest truths are the most difficult to accept. Readers are asked to courageously consider the changes we all need to make, if we are serious about a better world.
Some readers, through inattention, may miss the many levels of meaning and subtle implications contained in each sentence of this novel.
For them, Blues4Kali will suck like cheap porn.
The publisher and author would both like to praise the medicinal herb, cannabis sativa, for providing much-needed anxiety relief and spiritual healing during the dangerous and action-packed events depicted herein. All hail the Kali flower! Om Shakti Kali Kali Ganja!
Due to the highly metaphorical nature of this work, the author advises reading this text in a relaxed, meditative state. Blues4Kali is best experienced to the tune of musical accompaniment, of a rhythmic and sacred nature, and with ready access to an encyclopedia and a text on comparative mythology.
The author recommends live recordings of Vedic chanting. It’s even cooler than you’d think at first.
If you find that type of repetitious music annoying, we enthusiastically endorse the poetic albums of Dar Williams and Ani Difranco, and specifically the live recordings of the Grateful Dead and The String Cheese Incident.
These artists had what it takes to serve as background music for the majority of the composition of this work, which was rhythmically generated to these inspiring sounds, and the author would like to bless as well as thank them for supplying the soundtrack to this exploration of the soul.
Savor this experience. What’s your hurry?
Some sentences deserve a second look. Speedreaders will waste everyone’s time, by hustling to the destination, without being able to understand what the journey means. Invest your time in a truly transformative perspective. There is no prize for missing the point of this exercise.
Kali has something very important to tell you. Please take the time to understand this most maligned Mother Goddess, for your own sake and that of our crumbling world. She has waited six thousand years to tell Her side of the Story, and She is quite cranky about interruptions.
BOOKWIDE SPEED LIMIT: 75 WPM (words per minute/white powder molecules)
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